earth calling ... Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.queer.gif (977 bytes)
[ space, trash, wedding, bird, carbon, brain, coffee, tempest, leash, kitchen, 2000 ][ space, trash, wedding, bird, carbon, brain, coffee, tempest, leash, kitchen, 2000 ][ space, trash, wedding, bird, carbon, brain, coffee, tempest, leash, kitchen, 2000 ]

 

parafernalia | favourites

With some of the crazy, sick and funny e-mail attachments going around these days, one might wonder from which planet these disturbing phenomena might originate from ... The truth is out there ... yeah right! 

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Ride 'em Cowboy ... Be careful of what you eat. Look what you're doing, bitch!Don't bother unpacking ...

 

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Valentine's Day Wish-machine

Differences in the male & female:

 

Boys

 

Girls